When You Can’t Handle The Truth - 15 Memes
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Welcome Invisible Men, to a world where the truth is as brutal as it is humorous, albeit in a dark way. A world where reality is served with a side of satire and a dash of dark humor. If you're easily offended or prefer your truths laced with sugar, this might not be the place for you.
But if you're ready to smirk in the face of harsh realities, then here are 15 memes on truth that will test whether you can handle them or not:
1. The Heart of a Small Boy
“Despite my ghoulish reputation, I really have the heart of a small boy. I keep it in a jar on my desk.”
The innocence of childhood, preserved in a jar on a desk. Bloch's quote is a macabre reminder that appearances can be deceiving, and that the truth is often darker than we imagine.
2. Life's Resume: A Brutal Reality Check
“Razors pain you, Rivers are damp, Acids stain you, And drugs cause cramp. Guns aren’t lawful, Nooses give, Gas smells awful. You might as well live. ”
Dorothy Parker's satirical take on life's hardships is a stark reminder that existence is full of discomforts, disappointments while the process of death is equally uncomfortable. So might as well, just live it through.
3. The Ugly Truth of Beauty
“What’s the whole point of being pretty on the outside when you’re so ugly on the inside?”
Scott's quote is a brutal reminder that physical beauty is meaningless without inner beauty. It's a truth that stings, but it's also a wake-up call to focus on what truly matters.
4. The Slow Suicide of Indecision
“I’ve committed to nothing...and that’s just suicide...by tiny, tiny increments.”
Hornby's quote is a darkly humorous take on the paralysis of indecision. It's a reminder that not making a choice is a choice in itself, and it's often a painful one.
5. The Parenting Guide for Monsters
“I was very strict on that point. No devouring classmates. Other parents warn their kids not to talk to strangers. I had to warn mine not to eat them.”
Armstrong's quote is a satirical take on parenting, reminding us that everyone has their own unique challenges. It's a brutal truth, served with a side of dark humour.
6. The Shepherd of the Modern World
“People are sheep. TV is the shepherd.”
Scott's quote is a harsh critique of modern society's reliance on television for guidance. It's a painful truth, but one that's hard to deny.
7. The Art of Death-Planning
“I am often thought of as being remarkably bright, and yet my brains, more often than not, are busily devising new and interesting ways of bringing my enemies to sudden, gagging, writhing, agonizing death.”
Bradley's quote is a darkly humorous reminder that intelligence can be used for both good and evil. It's a brutal truth, but one that
8. The Uncomfortable Truth of Love
“Love is an irresistible desire to be irresistibly desired.”
Frost's quote is a stark reminder of the selfishness that often lurks beneath the surface of love. It's a brutal truth, but one that's often overlooked in the pursuit of romantic bliss.
9. The Dark Side of Ambition
“Ambition is a poor excuse for not having sense enough to be lazy”
Bergen's quote is a satirical take on the relentless pursuit of success. It's a reminder that sometimes, the smartest thing to do is nothing at all.
10. The Bitter Truth of Human Nature
“The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt.”
Russell's quote is a brutal commentary on the state of the world. It's a painful truth, but one that's hard to deny.
11. The Unpalatable Truth of Life
“Life is pain, highness. Anyone who says differently is selling something.”
Goldman's quote is a stark reminder of life's inherent hardships. It's a brutal truth, but one that's often sugar-coated or ignored.
12. The Dark Humor of Existence
“Life’s a bitch. You’ve got to go out and kick ass.”
Angelou's quote is a darkly humorous take on the challenges of life. It's a reminder that sometimes, the only way to deal with life's hardships is to fight back.
13. The Brutal Reality of Time
“Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils.”
Berlioz's quote is a macabre reminder of the relentless march of time. It's a brutal truth, but one that's often overlooked in the hustle and bustle of daily life.
14. The Uncomfortable Truth of Self-Deception
“We are all fools in love. ”
Austen's quote is a stark reminder of the foolishness that often accompanies love. It's a brutal truth, but one that's often ignored in the pursuit of romantic bliss.
15. The Dark Humor of Mortality
“I’m not afraid of death; I just don’t want to be there when it happens. ”
Allen's quote is a darkly humorous take on the fear of death. It's a brutal truth, but one that's often ignored in the hustle and bustle of daily life.
Conclusion
If you have made this far, do you have the capacity and audacity to say out aloud that “I want more truth”? Or are you one of those who, after reading the truth, proclaim “I already speak the truth”? I hope for your sake that its both.